Celestia: "I miss the good old days. Remember when we fought Cthulhu, Luna?"

Luna: "Oh yes. Now that was a battle!"

Celestia: "Just you, me, him, thousands of miles of open ocean... Except for that island."

Luna: "What island?"

Celestia: "Exactly. Oh that was a real fight! He broke my legs and my neck and nearly broke my mind!"

Luna: "I still remember how I had to multi cast those psychic reinforcement spells every microsecond or he'd have gotten us!"

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Twilight: Teleports right into Celestia's bedroom "LUNA WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON?! YOU TOLD ME CELESTIA IS DEAD?! HOW?! WHY?! WHAT HAPPENED?!"

Luna: "Oh! Hello Twilight Sparkle. Yes, our sister has died."

A little filly alicorn with pink hair is on the bed.

Luna: "There she is."

Twilight: "..." Twilight .exe has failed

Luna: "You see, to allow alicorns to survive so long, every so often we undergo a regeneration cycle where we die, and are reborn."

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So, it turns out that Flash Sentry does notice that he's not making a lot of progress in getting Twilight's affections, and she's not making much progress either. But Flash notices that there is something Twilight pays a LOT of attention to: Fighting and then reforming villains. So...

Flash Sentry: "You can't stop me, Twilight! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! I'm a monster now! I gave in... I've done terrible things... I am now PURE EVIL!"

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Alicorn ascension is a subject for a lot of fics, and it can be done badly. But it could also be done in interesting ways. For instance, by accident.

An Earth pony family digs deep into the Earth Pony Magic during foalbirth. Tapping into the magic of the Earth, as far as they can to keep their foal alive. And when he comes out, the foal... Ascended into an alicorn.

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Granny Smith: "Oh fer landsakes, Applejack! Will ya stop frettin' over the farm? Sure, we got expenses and sure we got bills t' pay, but the land's ours."

Applejack: "Well yeah, it is, but all those payments-"

Granny Smith: "No, ah mean it's literally and legally ours. Princess Celestia bestowed it t' us. We are technically a dukedom."

Applejack: "Wha?!"

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Twilight: "Wait, what?! HOW?!"

Dash: "Um... I'm awesome? And since I'm awesome, and magic, I should be able to unlock more power from my element. Which adds to my own magic, and makes me even MORE awesome."

Pinkie: "Makes sense to me!"

Twilight: "... You're trolling me aren't you?"

Dash: "Not everything's about you, Twi. It's actually ALL ABOUT ME!"

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Random pony idea. The Main 6 all have novels, comics, and other media based on them. Or roughly based on them. Along with merchandise. Their reactions to this stuff could be fun. And very lewd.

Dash: "So, what's a flesh light? I mean, if it's a flashlight, it's blocked by the bits on it. Why do they match my fur?"

Rarity: "I can't bring myself to tell her....."

Fluttershy: "I'm actually surprised she doesn't know what one is, I mean I even know."

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As it turns out, there are a multitude of hot mares in Ponyville who are all down for casual sex. Downright enthusiastic for it, in a wide variety of ways with a wide variety of partners. But they only appear one at a time and at random moments. And the truth is... They're all one mare.

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In the distant past of Equestria, there were far more rogue wizards and warlocks than one could imagine. And of these magic users, a few decided in secret to create their own race of ponies. A race of clockwork ponies, with gears and pistons and ball joints of metal driving them. Within each pony, a magical crystal encoded with runes and magical equations, a magical computer to drive the being forward.

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Twilight Sparkle attempts to help organize the businesses of Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie. Getting this experience and feeling the thrill of wheeling and dealing, she decides to start her own business! Pony Express: A delivery company using an airship she designs and builds herself to go all over Equestria and deliver goods and services!

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I confess that while Fluttershy x Discord is cute, I was always more fond of Discord x Celestia. I liked to think that for the longest time, they were the only constant in eachother's long, long lives.

Celestia: "We were in love. Then fell out of love. Then he hooked up with some crazy bitch. Then he became a total douche, I stoned him, he came back... Now we have booty calls every now and then where we have the most twisted sex you can and can't imagine."

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Chrysalis seeks redemption. Twilight Sparkle is willing to help her, but Shining and Cadence are against it. And as it turns out, Chrysalis is using this proximity to manipulate everypony involved. But they don't find this out until Shining and Twilight are taking up arms against one another in actual civil war. The sad thing is, she's not putting thoughts into ponies' heads: She's just enhancing what ponies keep hidden inside themselves. And even after defeating her, there's still a lot of

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If you're a RWBY fan, you'll know that the lore is that there were two creator Gods, the Brother Gods. The Brother Gods have basically abandoned Remnant due to stupid crap I won't bore you with. So there are two spots wide open for better deities. But given Remnant's history with gods, perhaps what they need... Are Princesses.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders got their hooves on a book of necromancy, and try to use it to raise Applebloom's pet mouse from the dead.
Applebloom: "Aw shucks... This stupid spell ain't workin' at all!"
As the rest of the Ponyville Graveyard rises from the grave
Applebloom: "Mister Squeakers ain't ever comin' back!"
Bright Mac: "Howdy Applebloom!"
Pear Butter: "Howdy little one!"
Applebloom: "... Who are you? Why do you smell so bad?"
"Ya don recognize your own parents?"

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The agency known as S.M.I.L.E has been in existence in secret for a thousand years. Helping to fight, detain and contain entities and objects that would destroy Ponykind. It's agents are sworn to secrecy to preserve the peace of Equestria and many have paid the ultimate price in service to Harmony.

That said, S.M.I.L.E does far more than merely contain. They also study, observe, experiment and make hard decisions.

And die in the dark so that ponies can live in the light.

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I want to write a 'ponies are Napoleonic infantry' story so bad now. Like Sharpe's Rifles but with friendship.

Kakashi, Sakura and Sai all trooped out to Naruto's apartment when the blonde didn't show up for their usual meeting. Kakashi could hear the sounds of loud, riotous laughter and party horns, as well as music. Sai raised an eyebrow, as Sakura growled.

"That stupid idiot! He missed our meeting because he's partying?!" She demanded. She strode in front of Kakashi, and ripped the door open-Nearly off its handles. "NARUTO-!"

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Twilight is having tea with Princess Celestia and Luna. And notices that sometimes their attentions are elsewhere.

Luna: "Fifty for me!"

Celestia: "Fifty-five."

Twilight: "What are you doing?"

Celestia: "Alien invasion. Sixty."

Twilight: "An alien invasion?!"

Luna: "We are dealing with it. Seventy!"

Twilight: "Dealing with it?!"

Celestia: "Yes! I control my sun, and Luna controls her moon. Seventy-five!"

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Trixie did apply to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns and passed the academic portion with flying colors.

But at the practical exam? She failed. Miserably. So she worked as her father's assistant for years before striking out on her own.

Years later, Twilight sees Trixie's techniques for magic... And realizes she was taught incorrectly by her father how to use it. And she actually has enormous talent! She offers Trixie to become her apprentice.

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Yet another stupid Celestia-based idea:

For centuries, Celestia has been hoping that a male alicorn she could have all the sexy times she could want forever would ascend. But alas, no alicorn male has ascended yet. And Celestia is tired of waiting and using... Toys and Attachments.

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